Automated Berlin apartment search.

Alerts after each scan. Apply ahead of the crowd.

We scan the major platforms every few minutes, match to your criteria, and notify you after each scan so you can apply before the crowd.

15€ for 30 days · No subscription

Encrypted alerts No passport storage
AlertsLIVE

New Listing

2 rooms • Kreuzberg • 780€

Fresh match

Action Needed

Captcha required. Tap to apply.

Status

Ready to apply.

Reality Check

The Reality: You spend 6 hours a day staring at a listing site. You see a flat. You click. It's already gone.

You're competing against scripts, bots, and people who literally don't sleep. It's not a housing market; it's the Hunger Games with worse lighting.

Stop bringing a spork to a gunfight.

Rage Level: 100%
"Your application was received..."
"Viewing appointment full..."
"Ghosted by Landlord..."
ENOUGH.
Scan cadence:every few minutes
01

We scan the biggest platforms every few minutes.

02

We match to your filters and alert after each scan.

03

You apply first and win viewings.

Signal Sweep

WE ARE WATCHING THE USUAL SUSPECTS

The Big Blue One
SCANNED
The State Owned One
SCANNED
The "Hip" One
SCANNED
The Overpriced One
SCANNED
01

The Scan

Our daemon checks the portals on a compliant cadence, usually every few minutes.

02

The Wake Up Call

We don't just email you. We scream at your digital devices until you wake up and click "Apply".

03

The Application

We can't sign the contract for you, but we ensure you're the first name in their inbox.

04

The Win

You get the flat. You invite us to the housewarming. We bring the Club Mate.

bot_berlin_core — zsh — 80x24

YOUR FEED IS TOO SLOW.
OURS ISN'T.

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"I found a flat in Neukölln in 3 days. Now I finally have a place to store my collection of 400 empty Mate bottles. Danke Bot Berlin."

💊
Techno-Torsten
Berghain Regular
"

"My chakras are aligned because I don't have to refresh listing sites every 5 seconds. More time for my urban gardening project on the balcony."

🪴
Bio-Bianca
Prenzlauer Berg Mom
"

"Honest feedback? This bot is faster than the toilet queue at Sisyphos on a Sunday morning. Absolute game changer."

🕶️
Rave-Renate
Professional Queuer

NO PASSPORT SCANS. NO SCHUFA STORAGE.

JUST SPEED.

What you get for 30 days

Instant alerts
Custom filters
Priority applications

Est. 2026 // Underground Automation
Made in dark rooms with loud music

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Server Status

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